Out on December 31st 2013 everywhere……………………….
Xander: I need your help right now! Answer your phone!
Marisa: What did you do now?
My phone chimed a few seconds later.
Xander: I have a situation with a girl, she’s locked herself in the bathroom and won’t come out. I’ve tried everything to get her to come out, well not everything…but you see… I don’t want to go to jail, so I need you! I’ll pay you, you know I’m good for it! You can even use my body if you want. Do you want to? It could be a win/win, don’t you think?
I scowled reading, shaking my head. That bastard seriously had some problems. Why couldn’t he find some normal girls to fuck? Hell why won’t he just get some hookers? It’s not like he was paying them to have sex with him, he was actually paying them to leave.
Win – win!
He really does need me. My wisdom was invaluable to his situation. If I were by his side, he wouldn’t get into as much trouble. Not with me, ready to smack him sideways.
Basically every decision he’d make, he’d get a whooping from me. So in all actuality, I’d get paid to hit him, because there was no way that guy was going to change anytime soon.
Win – win?
I think so!
Marisa: What do you need me for?
Xander: I have a breakfast meeting at 8am, I need you to come here and get her to leave without making a scene.
Marisa: And if I can’t get her out?
Xander: Then I’ll still pay you! I can send Daniels for you now!
God he sounded desperate, a far cry from his usual cocky character. He was probably squirming, freaking out that this ‘Ho’ was going to ruin his image in front of his business partners. Maybe I should just let that happen, let people see the real Xander, the fuck up that he was.
But fuck that, I needed money.
And he said that I’d still get paid even if I couldn’t get her out. Not that I doubted my skills. I bet I could get her out, nothing a few choice words couldn’t fix. I’d play around with her mind a little, maybe act like the psycho wife catching them on the act, threatening to sue her for adultery. She’d be running out so fast, I probably won’t even have a chance to see what she looked like.
He said he’d pay well, so I best be getting my money! This girl right here, she just decided to buy a leather jacket. Today! A fancy one from The Bay!
Marisa Gellys, Xander Barns’ Problem Solving Consultant.
Reporting for Duty.
Mentally saluting my new asshole douchebag bastard perverted boss, I quickly texted him.
Marisa: I accept.
Xander: Thanks again…sugar…I like sugar, hot and sticky…all over me.
Marisa: I could use your body, but I’d get one of my prison buds to finish the job. He’ll love using your body and I’ll love seeing you squirm like the little rich bitch you are. I think that could be a win/win don’t you think….Sweetness. By the way, prison inmates love licking sugar off a nice man-ass and as we know you have a delectable one.
Thanks for another opportunity.
Your sociopath Personal Problem Solving Assistant/Consultant.
Xander: I think I love you. By the way Daniels is on his way
Daniels is on his way? That confused me, where exactly was Daniels going? They don’t know where I live.
Or do they? My eyes bulged out of their sockets, horrified.
Marisa: Where exactly is Daniels going? I don’t remember telling you guys my address!
Xander: I know your address.
Marisa: How? I never told you! You looked into me!
Xander: I know some people, I ask, they give. Now stop texting me and get ready, remember to look presentable, you’re coming to my hotel in the daylight. Daniels will be there in less than thirty minutes!
Look presentable? Know some people? I growled reading his words. I took a picture of my middle finger and sent it to him.
There’s your presentable, fucker!
All of a sudden, I’m dressed and in the SUV with Daniels. He passed me a manila envelope and I pulled a list out and an RBC debit card.
Things Uncle Xander needs from Shoppers Drug Mart.
1) Every package of Durex Condoms, ribbed, regular and extra-large.
2) Every package of Durex Condoms, simple, regular and extra-large.
3) Every package of Durex Condoms, extra lubricated, regular and extra-large.
4) Every bottle of lubricant
5) Twenty pairs of black or brown stalking’s, sheer only.
6) Five bottles of extra strength Advil, 32 pack.
7) Ten bottles of coconut and vanilla body lotion
8) Five bottles of Baby Bath and Lilies Body Wash
9) One happy birthday greeting card, suitable for a sixty year old woman. Please sign it using superb cursive. ‘Happy Birthday, your wishes will be my command. Love Xander.
10) One bottle of black and one bottle of purple nail polish
11) Three Colgate tooth brushes, different colors.
12) One package of candy flavored tooth paste
13) Four bottles of Sleep Serenity Febreze
14) A package of ten razors, five blades.
15) Three bottles of aloe shaving gel
16) Four bottles of vitamin B supplements.
17) One bottle of bleach
18) Four packages of Oreo’s
19) Five packages of sour worms.
I lowered the list to my lap and stared at the back Daniels’ head. “Daniels?”
“Yes, Ms. Gellys?” Daniels asked, not taking his eyes off the road.
“Are we going to Shoppers Drug Mart right now?” I asked.
“If that’s all right with you?” He answered.
“If I say it’s not, it’s not like that’s going to make a difference.” I sighed. “The things we do for money.”
Daniels doesn’t say anything back, but I could tell he agreed. We both signed up for this, being at Xander’s beck and call, doing his odd jobs.
But this list, this was beyond odd. How the hell was I going to cram all of this shit into a cart and take it up to the cashier?
In a blink of an eye, I’m in Shoppers Drug Mart and I’ve got everything that’s on his list in a shopping cart. Well everything except the condom stuff, I saved that shit for last.
I pushed the cart to the middle aisle right next to the pharmacy which shockingly was open. I pulled the cart to a stop and scoured the different packages for the ones that he wanted.
I grabbed the entire line of the first three on the list. On the bottom shelf, there were ten bottles of different lubricants. I took all of them too. Then for fun, I grabbed five packages of small condoms.
I couldn’t wait to see his face when he accidently picked one of those out instead.
Ohhh – I should mix them, that’ll make things more interesting.
This cart was so packed with things, the condoms were threatening to fall off. I held my arms against the cart like a wall as I pushed it towards the cashier station.
Just a little bit further.
I pushed the cart next to the counter and began unloading.
Great, this is just great. They’re probably going to think this is all for me. The cashier comes out from one of the aisles and stared in shock at the number of items I was trying to cram on to the counter.
Well this is going to be embarrassing.
“Hey.” The old woman said, coming over from the other side. She hit some keys on her register and began scanning each item. As each item was scanned, I could see her looking more and more confused, at the same time trying to stifle a knowing smile.
“Do you have an optimum card?” She asked as soon as she got to the condoms, which were last. “If you don’t, you can sign up for one now. They have special with Durex, you get triple the points.”
I think about it for a second before nodding. “Okay, I’ll sign up.”
I filled out the form and paid for my purchases. Six whole bags, filled to the rim. She must think I’m gonna have some party.
“Thanks.” I told her as I took back my new Shoppers Optimum Card, and the new debit card that Xander gave me.
“Enjoy the rest of your day.” She said, stifling another smile.
I smiled, slyly. “Oh don’t you worry, I will.” I whispered to her as I picked up my last bag. Daniels brought the car to the curb, quickly jumping out and taking the bags, putting them in the truck of the car.
“Ms. Gellys I’m going to take you to Mr. Barns’ hotel, if that’s all right?” He asked me when we were back inside the car.
“Lead the way Daniels.” I sighed, looking out the window.
“Very good.” Daniels said, starting the car.
A few seconds later, I’m in front of the elevator at the Ogall hotel. The doors opened and slowly suited men squeezed out. I stepped out of the way to let them through. Once I think that’s it, I turned to enter but slammed into something hard instead.
“Excuse me!” The hard body yelped apologetically.
“It’s okay.” I said and then gasped when I looked up, seeing who it was that I bumped into.
Deep blue eyes!
Once he realized it was me, his apologetic expression quickly transformed into a scowl. Ugh-oh….now they were angry blue eyes.
“What are you doing here?” Liam glowered, holding the elevator door from closing.
Mustering every ounce of strength I had to keep calm, I stepped out of his way into the elevator. “I’m here for a friendly chat with your brother, now if you’ll excuse me.”
He let go of the door and I pressed the fifteenth floor button. As soon as the door closed, my back slammed into the wall as I struggled to breathe properly. Once the elevator arrived to the fifteenth floor, I snapped out of it and headed to Xander’s room.
It only took one knock for Xander to yank open the door. He was dressed in a navy suit, already showered and freshly shaved. But his eyes were a little blood shot. Probably from the stress of not knowing how he was going to get himself out of this one.
Dear Genius Betty
It’s been awhile.
Well I’m pleased to say that the ‘D’ situation has be diverted. I recently acquired a special someone with a specific skill set and soon enough, D was vanquished in a blink of an eye. She’s been sent to a facility where she can hopefully get the help she needs even though what she needs help with is getting over her obsession of moi. A remission I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy, but alas, when my safety comes into play, there is no other way.
I am one of a kind you see.
As for my special someone, my trusted little sidekick that is, I’m keeping her forever.
No matter what.
Who’s the stalker now?
“Fireball.” He murmured. I faced him.
“Yeah.” I muttered.
“Today was not a good day.” He says sadly.
“You’re telling me.” I muttered back.
He reached over and grabbed my hand, pulling it to his lap. His eyes met mine. “I didn’t hookup with her, Donna made that rumor up.”
“Really?” I breathed.
“Really.” James answered, softly.
James grabs me by the waist pulling me closer to him, I circled my arms around his neck. He started kissing me softly, then his kisses soon turned hungry, even more than before, if that were even possible.
“You look fucking amazing.” He panted in between kisses, caressing my tank top, top to bottom.
“Yeah!” James panted. “You wore this for me or for him?”
“I thought you didn’t want me!” I sighed.
“That’s not possible, baby you belong to me!” James exclaimed.
With that, the kissing resumed, turning wilder with more touching. James’s hands traveled upwards resting around my breasts.
“Oh God!” I panted as his fingers grazed against my skin.
“Can I?” He asked breathily.